So... I wrote this based on a Friday evening of bar conversation hashtags created while watching my friends Travis Duncan & Jeremiah Walter (The Rogue Spirits) perform.
While writing, I questioned whether it was the best use of my time, but then decided, "Oh, it's all a crazy process anyway! What the heck!" So... Enjoy! (or something)
#ShesLikeACourtReporter
#YoJoe,
#YouCanOnlyYOLOOnce,
the #BlueMoonIsALie and #ThatsWhereWereAt,
#ThereIsNoSadface #SiriSaidSo, so,
#BackToTheCats
#HowDidIHashtagAirport?
#CanSuperheroesDanceInCapes?
#OutCrazyDonaldTrump?
#OutCrazyCharlieSheen?
This is all #Nonsense,
it doesn't belong on Facebook,
it should be on Twitter.
It is on Twitter. #ShowMeTheThankYouFace
#YoJoe,
#NowIHaveGarlicBreath, so #NoVamps,
Hey, #YouNeverBringTheSaw
#ThisIsntTheSongIThoughtItWas
Please, #KeepSayingWeirdShit
#GoogleUnicorn #Outstriment #Unstriment #Outty #Inny #Unny?
#PianoWhisk #WhiskItGood #TheresSoMuchCake #FingerFoodRestaurauntReviews
#Hashtag does exist
#TheShrugWasTrue
#YoJoe, #TwittersYourWingman,
#CauseItsABird but,
#TheMoonLies and
#ThisIsntTheSongIThoughtItWas,
#SadCymbal
#DefineMyEmotion #OnTheHouse #:) #:( #ThereIsNoSadface,
#SiriSaidSo
Oh, #SloppyJoe, #HaveYouHadEnoughYet? #YouOnlyYOLOOnce
Please, just #KeepSayingWeirdShit
#SoItWasntJustJeremiahDancing!
#JazzHands! #AndWeFoundedAGleeClub,
#WhatSongIsThisOne?
#WhatOne?
#ThisOne
YoJoe,
#TheBlueMoonIsALie and #ImNotFeelingCleverImFeelingMad,
#JameyAaaaaa,
#IAmFirstInThePhonebook,
#TheLadyWithTheChair,
#WorthIt
#AndTheCakeHasBeenStolen
Please, #KeepSayingWeirdShit
#WhatSongIsThisOne?
It #NeedsAWhistleChorus and
#ConcertinaEnFuego,
but #UkuleleMusicMakesABadDayGood,
it's a #FleaJumper
#TheMoonLies #ThereIsNoSadface,
#SiriSaysSo,
#SadFaceIsConfusedFace so,
#IDontThinkICanComeToOneOfTheseAgain,
#WhatOne?
#ThisOne
#IsThatOneWord?
#YoJoe,
#TravisIsGoingToSwitchUnstrimments and #WereGonnaFillTheInternetWithAllTheNonsense, so please, #KeepSayingWeirdShit #ItsGarlicyGood
#AsManyCatsAsICanWear
#FrownyPoop
#ItsAlwaysGoingToBeABigManInALittleJacket
#Unny? #Inny? #Outty?
and #ThatsWhereWereAt
#DefineMyEmotion #ThereIsNoSadface,
#JameyAaaaa,
#WhiskItGood,
#TheBlueMoonIsALie,
#AndPrint.
#AndPrince?
#AndPrince.
Please, #KeepSayingWeirdShit
#ButIAlreadyAndPrincedIt!
#FUMoon
#NeedsAWhistleChorus,
and #ThatsWhereWereAt
#AndPrince.
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I finished another poem yesterday too -- a throat bubbly one. Its really beautiful, but it doesn't belong here. It belongs in someone's pocket. I'll share it one day maybe, or I may hand it over for the correct password. (Ha!)
